First of all, fuck this rich text editor for not allowing me to align this image properly. It’s 2026 and AI is taking our jobs but we can’t get CSS to work… who vibe coded this? Go fork a repo somewhere and fix the UI.

Second of all, hi. My name is Jenn and if you’re reading my blog at this point in time, chances are you already know me and for that I’m sorry.

If not, I’m a 40-something tech/operations nerd who moonlights as a semi-professional knitter in my spare time. Other hobbies include reading, cross-stitching, and dispersing an endless array of snark.

I started this blog because I think too much and decided to torture the World Wide Web with the musings that keep me up at night. For the time being, I’m guessing my posts will mostly be about women’s rights, politics, and books – I have another blog dedicated to knitting and crocheting if you’d like to check that out, too. Not to mention a YouTube channel where I con knitters into thinking I like people and have a welcoming personality in the name of passive income.